I can't believe I stayed up that late...again...to watch tens of millions of people's hopes and dreams get crushed...again. It was like watching a dying person getting zapped by those hospital zappy pads and hoping they'll come to, but they never do. If there's such a thing as justice in the world, you won't find it in baseball. Nobody likes the Marlins. Stupid Marlins! Nobody likes them. Millions and millions of people like the Cubs. It's so unfair. Stupid Marlins beat the Indians, the only team I really care about. Nobody likes the Marlins; they were going to contract the Marlins! Bllaaaaargggh!

This is one thing I like about professional wrestling (when it doesn't suck as it does now): You can safely expect that the good guys will win in the end.