It's weird not having had to be sociable for a whole week and now all of the sudden being like: "Hey!" and "Good to see ya!" and "You look mahvelous." Sometimes I get annoyed at having to look like I have it together. In high school, I was sort of morally opposed to doing anything to socialize myself. There's still a bit of that left over: Do I hafta tuck my shirt in? Do I hafta shave? Do I hafta smile? My mouth hurts!

Sometimes I'm lazy and I wish I could just be friendly by proxy. I wish I could just hand out little cards that say, "Yes! I like you today!" I mean, I really do! I'm just really lazy!