My dad asked me: "You know that picture on your website from that cartoon, where you talk about all the different torts in that episode?"

I sez "Yeah."

He goes, "Well, do you think that's legal, having that picture on there?"

I sez "Well, I don't think I'm going to get in trouble for it, but I would suspect it's not kosher."

And he goes: "HA! Another tort!"