Dispatch from the front lines of the paper (non-)writing war
There are so many more interesting things to do in this boring, boring library than work on this paper. For example, there's...um...looking at people. Also...uh...reading the news and playing games on Yahoo. I wish I could tell myself that I'd be due for a great nap after the paper's done, but in reality, I really should go to the gym when it's done. So I have pretty much nothing to look forward to and every reason to continue to stall. I have eight hours until the library closes. Then I have eight and a half hours more until the paper is due. This really should be a snap! A snap!!!