Someone flatteringly suggested that I should do an advice column. Thanks for saying that! Well, if anybody wants any advice about anything, I would more than enjoy providing it. Just send an e-mail to the address on the upper right of the page, and ask me anything, and I'll try to come up with a good, or at least funny, or at least at least funny by way of stupid answer. Also, tell me whether or not I should use your name. Yes, Mom, and yes, Jessica, you can send me questions, and yes, I won't say who you are. All the better to grease the wheels, or prime the pump. This could be really fun!