Yes! The rumors are true! There is new stuff on my website! You can read a paper I wrote in college! You can also look at the PowerPoint presentation I gave when I got to fly to Detroit for the day during the first week of orientation in college!
The reviews are already in! A mysterious stranger by the name of "Adimes Irkok" says: "You are a dork. You are a big dork." She, I mean, he or she went on to add: "I jig single-sided cash!"