Have I been here long enough yet? I have my case all briefed up for Con Law tomorrow, I even listened to the oral arguments. Then there's 20 pages of Contracts, but Clovis never goes that fast, never ever. I wonder if it's still cold out there. Ooh...26! That's balmy! It'll be 36 tomorrow for the high! Oh boy, I'm wearing shorts!
Rumor has it that some of the professors here read my humble blog. Great! I'm hoping to get in touch with some of them about possibly doing research for them this summer. They should know just in case they're reading here that this isn't necessarily indicative of my absolute maximum writing capacity. What I do here is pointedly informal, often silly, and sometimes intentionally grammatically disastrous. Sometimes I'll even use words that don't mean anything: like "flituborous". Or "looptid".