Okay, I'm complaining. It's cold in here and I have a long way to go on my memo and I didn't get any matches from speed dating. At least the prof didn't set a minimum number of pages. Even if I had been more diligent, there's only so much you can write in two weeks when you have four other classes.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for dating. Maybe I need to get matchmade, like in the shtetl.