Yesterday was mostly a huge downer. Who wanted to see a different horse win the race? We wanted the same horse again! And who wanted to see Calgary not bring the Cup back to Canada? See, Mom, that's the tradeoff that's simply balanced differently in fake wrestling: the result may be fixed, but because it's fixed it's never boring or ultimately disappointing. At least our hometown Columbus Comets were victorious over the Indiana Thunder. But I must say that at a score of 90-0, the amount of legitimate competition in this particular contest was about the same as in professional wrestling.