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Friday, June 04, 2004
2:22 PM

You know what would be fun?

Somebody (maybe me) should start a legal equivalent to the Journal of Irreproducible Results/Annals of Improbable Research. I thought the Green Bag was like that, and it is somewhat light and eclectic, but it's not farcical or even generally silly.

I was thinking if I ever get to argue before the Supreme Court, I should stop in the middle of oral argument and go: "Hey wait, I'm on Westlaw, aren't I? Hi Mom! Look at me! I'm in a Supreme Court Transcript! Help! Let me out of this transcript!" Then the Marshal of the Court would punch me in the face and I'd get instantly sued 15 times over for malpractice and triple double dog disbarred.

I quadruple-dog dare you!!!!

that would be the single coolest thing ever. You would be up there with Guliani's son and his little performance at his dads speech.
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